More differences between Canadian and British groceries.
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Scout met her first sheep today. She (Scout) was quite excited – the sheep seemed quite contemptuous. But I would never have let her off leash had there not been a ditch and two barbed wire fences between them – in the UK, while they do love dogs, any dog that conducts sheep-worrying is in a lot of trouble. Some have been shot.
It was a lovely walk – no flying pasta, no dead seals. It seems my standard of what constitutes a nice dog walk has shifted since arriving here.
We went for a walk this morning – a few minutes into the walk, I saw a man off in the distance. I have passed him many times when walking Scout and he never responds to my half-smile-to-a-passing-stranger nods. Today he came out of his house, crossed the road, and pitched a bowlful of what looked like large breadcrusts over the little wall into the park. We were far off; I really didn’t give it any more thought.
We neared the park, but were several yards away from the food, on the outside of the park wall, when Scout started really pulling. Clearly she smelled something, but I pulled back and we carried on. On the way back from our walk 50 minutes later, we were at the far end of that same park, quite a ways away. A dog she knows came running up, off leash, so I let Scout off leash so they could romp. She immediately took off. I didn’t panic; I assumed she was off to ‘do her business’. But she kept running. Then she jumped the creek. And headed for that pile of food. Now I panicked. I ran and got her and dragged her away but not before she had consumed several mouthfuls of what turned out to be some sort of cooked tomato fusilli with little white squares of something – cheese? chicken? I dunno.
Two things: (1) Scout is now being punished. Strongly. She is getting the worst punishment I can give her – I am not speaking to her or looking at her. I walked her home, I’ve filled her water dish, I dried her paws – all silently. I will do this for probably another hour or so – she does not like it one bit. The last time I did this to her, she had lifted a slice of pizza from my plate on the coffee table (she was 5). I didn’t speak to her or look at her for 3 hours that day – she’s never touched food on a table since. And (2) I’m now a little freaked out about that food. I had assumed from a distance that he was feeding the birds, but although I saw them fly around, none touched the food when we were there the first time. He watched me from his living room window as I chased, caught, and chastised her after eating the food, but he made no sign from his window, didn’t smile or nod or acknowledge us in any way. Who fires off a pasta dinner into the park? What else was in the food? I’m not looking at Scout right now, but I am watching her very closely.
Update: Scout is fine. She is remorseful, healthy, and (for the time-being) obedient. I’m still baffled though – such an odd thing to do. Maybe he doesn’t like Italian food?
Having a dog is handy; I knew that before coming here. In fact, if I hadn’t had Scout, I’m not sure I would have been brave enough to make this move. People talk to people with dogs. I lived 10 years in my neighbourhood back home before getting Scout, and in the 10 weeks after her arrival, I had met more of my neighbours than in the previous decade.
On top of the canine connection, my accent is a talking point. One day last week, in a single walk, I met Skye & her owner, who suggested we take the dogs for a walk up the hills one day. About 10 minutes later I ran into Buddy & his owner, who told me all sorts of gossip about the town. And then, on the way home, we met Bertie and his owner. After chatting for a few minutes, she invited me to join her group of ‘walkers’; they go out for a one-hour walk in a different part of town each Friday, then stop for a cup of tea. I’ve joined them twice now, and everyone is very friendly.
This same lady invited me to her home on Sunday afternoon for tea and cookies (biscuits) with her and her husband. I had a lovely time. Granted, he doesn’t think too highly of my old employer because of a run in he had with a branch in Edmonton sometime in the 1960’s, but as a banker you get used to that. If someone gets poor service at the Lancôme counter at The Bay, they don’t stop shopping at every Bay store, or give up on all Lancôme products, they just avoid that counter for a few months. But, one screwed-up mortgage payment in 1992, and that’s it – that bank (whichever one it is), is to be maligned for all eternity. Ah well, once he unburdened himself of that complaint, we had a very nice time.
And, last night, I plucked up my courage and went down to the library to join the Thursday Supper Club. I had no idea what to expect, but I figured the only way to meet people is to get out there. It was a group of about a dozen very nice women, who chat about food, share recipes, and just generally compare culinary notes. I’m so glad I went; everyone was very welcoming, and I got some new recipes.
None of this has been easy, not only from a getting-oneself-out-there perspective, but also in a COVID world. But I’ve decided – the whole point of two vaccinations and a booster was so I would be able to resume some form of a normal life, and not stay hidden away. Kirkwall, here I come.
I like to think I’m a pretty good cook. Not everything turns out perfectly, but I’m adventurous and enjoy being in the kitchen. But there are certain things I struggle to master. Years ago I decided to make Rice Krispy Squares (I must have been volunteering for something at a school). I made them at a friend’s house (she has 4 children and is a school teacher so she was an absolute expert in kid-friendly cooking & baking). She watched in amazement as I made a complete botch of a 3-ingredient recipe. “But you make salmon en croute, you make souffles; how can you be screwing this up?” (There may have been melted marshmallow in my hair at that point.)
Years earlier my best friend in university watched as I tried to make coffee. Just make coffee. In a Mr Coffee maker. I think it was the coffee grounds skittering across the kitchen floor that really set her off – I can still hear the laughter. (Of course, as I type this, I’m starting to wonder about my choice in friends – never mind, I digress.)
So, I should have realised that the pigs in blankets debacle was my fault, not theirs. Pigs in blankets are little bacon-wrapped sausages. I had heard about them for years and figured, much like Homer Simpson, that any food group that combined two kinds of pig had to be a good thing, so I bought a package. But the design was so stupid – every time I made them, the bacon would burn, then unwrap from the sausage and fall off, and I would end up with a plate of overdone bacon slices along side some pale sausages. How stupid – I am not buying those ever again.
I shared my opinion of this British culinary classic with my cousin and her chef-daughter. There was laughter, a face-palm, and then a kind explanation that you roast pigs in blankets in the oven; you do not fry them in a frying pan.
Life is so complicated. Sigh.
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I thought I’d share some of the differences I see between Canadian grocery stores and British supermarkets. A few years ago, my uncle & my cousin came from the UK to Canada for a visit, and I took them to Longos. (To be clear, I also took them to Niagara Falls, the Gretzky Winery, the CN Tower, and Niagara On The Lake.)
I was surprised by how impressed my cousin was with the produce department – she liked how little packaging we used in Canada, which confused me to no end, as I think our major grocers use an appalling amount of plastic. Until I arrived here. OMG – everything is wrapped in plastic! I don’t just mean little boxes of berries, or English cucumbers; it’s also things like bell peppers, celery stalks, turnips, you name it.
I do try to shop at some of the local grocers instead, as they seem to use much less packaging (although the cynic in me wonders if their produce arrives in the same pre-portioned plastic bags and they just removed them before displaying), but sometimes Tesco is my only choice.
This was my most recent purchase – how annoying. That is a single bulb of garlic. And yes, I do realise that by buying this garlic, I am rewarding their bad behaviour. But I needed garlic, and Wm. Shearer’s was all out.
This is the ferry I took yesterday morning. Looks innocuous enough, doesn’t it? Water looks pretty smooth too, right?
There is more than one ferry line from Orkney to Scotland. I arrived on Day One via Northlink Ferries. It wasn’t a great trip – Scout is required to stay in the car on Northlink, I had just made my first 7-hour, perilous, terrifying drive up from Glasgow, and the seas were rough for the entire 90 minutes. Not good.
My next few trips were with Pentland Ferries: much smaller boat, but a shorter crossing; there is an indoor gallery where I can bring the dog, and we are only in open water for about 15 minutes of the 1-hour crossing. With a Gravol, Pentland works for me.
Yesterday I had to take the Northlink ferry again – MS Hamnavoe (seen below). I took a Gravol, left Scout in the car, and headed upstairs to the lounge. It was a nice morning, so I thought I’d have a little tea and toast – averting my eyes from the family beside me wolfing down full Scottish breakfasts – they were massive! (the breakfasts, I mean. The family was normal-sized).
All was going well until the first of two announcements from the captain: (1)”The seas are a bit high this morning; we will try to make this as smooth a voyage as possible.” which was followed 8 minutes later by: (2)”We’re about to feel some broadside swell”. Oh dear.
On the whole, I didn’t do too badly. Probably my lowest moment was when, for the SEVENTH time in 25 minutes, the man beside me said, to no one in particular, “It’s a bit choppy today.” Truly, truly, had he opened his mouth one more time, I think I would have strangled him with my face mask.
I don’t mind discussing the weather, but for the love of God, show some originality.
Anyhoo – arrived safe and sound and had an uneventful (but very long) drive down to my Uncle’s. There was gin waiting when I arrived.
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Thursday morning I woke with every intention of washing the floors, vacuuming, and doing a load of laundry. Realised I needed to pick up some things at the store, so popped Scout in the car and we drove to Tesco’s with every intention of doing a circle walk around the Peedie Sea, then into the supermarket, then home.
I needed my sunglasses, it was so bright, and I had the window open, it was so warm. So we just kept driving. It was much too nice a day to stay indoors. I had no idea where we were going; normally I pore over the map before we head anywhere out of town. But I just kept following signposts, and turning down lanes.
We passed the Stones of Stenness, the Ring of Brodgar, the Loch of Skiall, and Skara Brae. We went for a walk along Skiall Bay, then drove up towards Birsay. We stopped at the Kitchener Memorial and hiked up the trail to the Nature Preserve and the Cliffs at Marwick. It was an absolutely glorious day, and the views from the hilltop and the cliffs were stunning. I’m not a poet, or a painter, or even a decent photographer, so I can’t begin to do the scenery justice. All I can say is that this is a truly spectacular island. I hope the locals appreciate what they have as much as those of us looking at it with fresh eyes do.
The drive home through Birsay, Abune-the-Hill, Evie, Dounby, and Finstown was equally lovely. We came home to dirty floors, messy carpets, and unwashed towels & sheets, and I didn’t mind at all. What a great day.
Since October 18 (that’s 92 days but who’s counting) I have been sleeping on a cheap, skinny single bed and I have the sore back to prove it. I mustn’t bad-mouth this bed too much, as it’s what some of my guests will be sleeping on. A large part of the problem is that my 62lb dog likes to sleep on it with me which is nothing like letting her on my queen bed at home. So I have NOT slept well at all. I ordered a cheap-ish, not-very-pretty-but-it-would-do double bed with a nice mattress from the same store at the same time, and was told it would arrive in about a fortnight. (that’s two weeks)
After my third visit to the store to follow-up, I gave up. That was last Thursday. Friday I went into J & S Allan in Stromness and picked out a nicer bed and good mattress, both on sale. The salesman apologised that the earliest he could deliver it was Monday. Apologised! Why, oh why, didn’t I buy from these guys in October?
It arrived (as promised) Monday morning. I will just say one teeny tiny thing about the store – why didn’t they offer assembly? I would have paid for it, had they explained just how much work was involved. If I had given it any thought at all, I assumed it would be three pieces: a headboard, footboard, and frame. This was missed revenue on their part.
The instructions assured me that no other tools were necessary in addition to the Allen key provided, but I got out the hammer (see arrow) just in case they lied. (They did.) They also indicated that this was a two-person job – hah! wrong again!
It took a while. Quite a while. And I hate Allen keys. Believe it or not, Ikea instructions are clearer and more detailed than these were. But I was doing okay until I tried to insert the 22 wood slats into the 33 plastic brackets a total of 44 times. How is that piece of wood supposed to fit into that opening? Lunch break called for. Sigh. Returned renewed and after some fiddling, I MacGyvered each & every one of them into place and hammered the brackets into the frame (no hammer needed, my eye).
Finished product – it was worth every second of it. Scout slept on her corner at the foot of the bed, and I had the rest of the double bed all to myself. Lovely.
Side note: their bed sizes are all different from ours: what we call a double, they call a queen. Their double is bigger than their queen. Their king is the same width as our queen, but is shorter. All v confusing – glad I had asked when buying the bedding
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I’ve already gone on about highway driving – don’t worry; I’m sure I will again at some point. But I thought I’d mention a few differences or quirks I’ve noticed in towns.
