Here’s what I’ve experienced in the last 36 hours:
- Cracked my forehead (minor goose egg)
- Am covered in bruises (everything seems to be sharp corners and all so close together)
- Cracked the back of my head HARD on the corner of the open fridge door (major goose egg)
- Aforementioned debris on highway (my poor nerves)
- Discovered horizontal open bottle of white wine in fridge, almost whole bottle had drained into the crisper drawer (So I have Pinot Grigio-marinated vegetables, and no wine)
- Aforementioned two broken toes (and no wine to act as painkiller)
- Scout threw up (inside)
- Scout has diarrhoea (outside)
- Sliced the tip of my finger with a knife (I don’t want to talk about it)
Really wondering if this life is for me . . .